An ode to coffee:
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
― Albert Camus
“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”
― Dave Barry
“I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ”
― Brian Andreas
“I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
― Louisa May Alcott
“I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.”
― Jarod Kintz
“The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”
― James Mackintosh
"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."- Steven Wright