Random line from TV/movie

[FireIsTheCleanser]

Here's a thread for lines that you liked from a movie or TV show. You can put where it's from too. I'll start.

Seinfeld

"It's a heavy metal group. Metalli-something."
"Ca."
"Huh?"
"Wha?"
"Ca."
"Ah."
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Veep

"This is fucking like being operated on by a chimp with a hard-on and a hacksaw."

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SLC Punk

"The problem with somebody giving you [BEEP] about being gay... it's not that they're wrong about you, it's that they're giving you shit."

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American Dad

"Can you watch where you're going?"
"Can you go [BEEP] yourself?"


"You got the money?"
"You got the manners to say hello first?"
"...Hello."

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Cougar Town

"Look at her shake. It's like when you watch your foster dad go to the fridge for another beer, but you know he drank the last one 10 minutes ago."

"You don't think that's a blast, just having sex over and over and over to make your man happy?"
"I don't. But in my defense, I had a dad who loved me."

"I once had sex with Willie Nelson, but it turned out it wasn't Willie Nelson, it was just an old lady."

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Please, someone else join in...

[enfield]

suburgatory

"so are you and malik exclusive or what?"

"Oh malik and I are very secure as a couple. I've always told him, i told him you can do whatever you want to do. As long. As you can look. At your yourself. In the mirror. And be okay. "

"okay"

"Okay".

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Seinfeld

"Yeah, like Bizarro Superman: Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down down is up. He says "Hello" when he leaves, "Goodbye" when he arrives."
"Shouldn't he say "bad bye"? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?"
"No, it's still goodbye."
"Does he live underwater?"
"No."
"Is he black?"

"I wonder if anyone knows he's here. If he just disappeared... would anybody notice?"

"Sorry I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."

"It's go time."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

[Chantellabella]

Fun thread!

Star Trek

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator!" (Friday's Child)

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"It's just a flesh wound."

"What? The curtains?"

"Bring out yer dead!"

"Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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Veep

"I am putting out two fires in there, and I turn around to find out that you've set fire to the fucking firetruck?"

"Are we seriously going to let the guy with the police-sketch face of a rapist tell us what to do?"
"Hey! This "rapist face" gets eights... consensually I might add."

"The juice could've gotten in my eyes Dan, the spicy burrito juice."

"What do you move like, Will?"
"I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man."

"Hey Jonah, settle something for me. You like to travel and have sex right?"
"Uh, yes ma'am."
"Well then you can [BEEP] off."

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Seinfeld

"It's like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same but everyone else is different."
"Which one was that?"
"Oh, they're all like that."

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The Golden Girls
"Hi Blanche, how are you?"
"Eat dirt and die, trash."

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The King of Queens
"Blob. The Blob. Blob Barker, Blobba the Hut, and Rub-a-dub-chub."

"Well, good luck Arthur."
"Thank you. And what can I say except, I hope you die, you fat pig."

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"You've got big fat titties, and I like to kill babies, unborn babies.

"You know, because of the implication."

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Fresh Off the Boat

"You hit us with your car."
"You hit my car with your bodies."
"I feel cold."
"That's just your body shutting down."

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The King of Queens

"No, that. Is the way. We came. From."
"Talking. Like. This. Doesn't. Scare. Me."

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Futurama
"Bender, why did you jump?"
"Everyone else was doing it. I just wanted to be popular."

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30 Rock
"Now let's say grace. Dear god, thank you for this venison. Onion god, thank you for these onions. Carrot god..."

"Happy Holidays... is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas from Jack and Avery."

"THE FUTURE! AND AMERICA! Now I may have lost my train of thought several minutes ago! But if I continue to talk like this, no one will notice and when I stop.. you, will applaud my, ENERGY! Thank you!"
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

"Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!"

"You know, I know it's early, but I don't think anything can get in the way of how I-- [BEEP]!"

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The Big Bang Theory

"To wield Thor's hammer, Red Hulk must be worthy."
"How can Red Hulk be worthy?"
"You don't know his life!"

"Howard, your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them?"
"What?"
"Bazinga! I don't care."

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30 Rock

"I've never been so disrespected in my life and I've gone to and worked at the post office."

"UGH, you apple-faced goon!"

"WHERE'S MY MAC AND CHEESE??"

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I don't call him dad. I call him Mr. Cockersucker. Because he sucks so many cocks."
"He called me too fat to be a slut, and tried to serve me an omelet with cocaine in it."

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Dolemite
"Man, move over and let me pass or they'll have to be pulling these hush puppies out yo MUTHAFUCKIN' [BEEP]!"

"You got all them black bitches working for you."
"You forgot about the white ones."

"That's for fucking with me, you no business-born, insecure, motherfuckers!"

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Seinfeld

"I'm at 1st and 1st. Wait a minute, how can a street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

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iZombie

"Walk away from this!"

"Liv, I didn't want to have to tell you like this but... I'm gay. But not to worry, it's only until I eat my next brain."

"Right now it's 63 degrees, that's 17 Celsius."

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Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender. Galaxy Quest

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]
Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]

Airplane
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Blazing Saddles
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you *say* that, Governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: [sighs, then gives the governor a paddleball] Here, play around with this for awhile.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy.
Hedley Lamarr: No, it's Hedley!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?

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Veep

"Using Jonah for information is like using a croissant as a fucking dildo. It doesn't do the job, and it makes. A fucking. MESS."

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Up in Smoke

"Radio dispatch, do you know who this is??"
"No, who is, this is?"

"Besides, it's just punk rock. You don't have to know how to play. You just got to be a punk. We could do that."

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Cougar Town

"I don't know what your ethnicity is, but I am into it in a big way."

[Otherside]

Ashes to Ashes

Carnegie you've been Quattroed!