American Dad
"Excuse me, but what did you think of the movie?"
"Eh."
"But how about that Jody Foster? Pretty hot huh? I bet you'd have to do something really special to impress a girl like that."
"That's disgusting. She's 12."
"Yeah, a hard 12! Grass on the field, go shoot the president!."
"Steve, I'm a professional film editor, I can do anything. Tyler Perry's movies are actually quite good before I get my hands on them."
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Mean Girls
"Oh hell no! I did not leave the South side for this!"
"My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.