The Simpsons: "Lemme give you a life lesson—this isn't your fault, but it's the end of us forever."
The Simpsons: "Lemme give you a life lesson—this isn't your fault, but it's the end of us forever."
American Dad
"This neighborhood is too safe since the blacks moved out. David and Michael Black. Two white brothers that killed every Mexican in town."
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Family Guy
"Peter, what are you doing?"
"Crack."
"... WHAT THE ****??"
"Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian."
"Yeah, but this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack?"
"From blacks."
"What?"
"Yeah, right behind Black's Hardware Store. There's a white guy selling it."
Keep it cool. Cool people never show emotion. Keep it cool.
"A smell, a kind of smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells,smelly"
"You can say goodbye to your fluffy lover boy." -Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Homer J Simpson talking on the phone after getting out of the shower, towel around his waist.
' You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel '.
The Lovable Irish Rogue
‘Take it to the mattress’
-You’ve Got Mail-
-The Godfather-
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