South Park - always a classic.

I have a few horror stories about going through the security checkpoints. I'll spare you, but one I wanted to mention that's kinda funny: I was leaving Savannah, and waiting in that bullshit 3 mile long line just to get to the gate that every airport seemed to have at that time. So we're all just standing there, about to pass out from boredom, and a couple of checkpoint ladies walked past me. One turned completely around and complimented my hair. She then went and got several other women and a few guys, all to come look at my hair.

It was truly bizarre, but, kinda nice as a boredom breaker. I still had to stand there forever to get to the gate, though.